If you’re anything like me then you probably spend most of your day pondering NBA players’ underpants. No? Oh, me neither. It was a joke, obviously. No you’re acting weird.
Kim Kardashian announced this week that SKIMS will henceforth be the Official Underwear Partner of the NBA. We’re not yet entirely sure what such a partnership will entail, but we can be absolutely certain that there will be a shit load of cash involved. And we for one think that’s cause for celebration.
Maybe they’re harvesting adrenochrome, maybe they’re lizard people, maybe Kris Jenner is the head of The Illuminati, but the Kardashians simply do not miss. Their business acumen is genuinely incredibly impressive when you consider where all this started. I unironically think Kim Kardashian should consider running for Governor of California. The current one can’t even play basketball without crushing and subsequently spanking a Chinese child. Hope he enjoyed his trip. The State of California is in decline, and it needs a Kardashian at the helm to steady the ship. So either it’s Kim or Caitlin running on a platform of country club etiquette and the legalisation of running people over.Read Original Story