The 2023 Rugby World Cup is almost upon us. You know what that means. Boys with names like Hugo and Jasper can prance around Clapham Common wearing month-long coprophagic grins that you would usually only see as they emerge from a toilet cubicle at Infernos.
But not everyone’s quite so happy. Like a skunk at a garden party, Greenpeace have turned up to ruin the fun. And to tell everyone at said garden party that each of them is at least partially responsible for the destruction of the planet and the consequent inevitable extirpation of the human race. Relax, Greenpeace – have a slice of cake. No I don’t know if the cake contains palm oil. Stop asking.
The environmental organisation is tackling sportswashing ahead of the tournament with an animated campaign film showing the Stade de France drenched in oil, due to the tournament being sponsored by oil and gas company TotalEnergies. Naughty Rugby World Cup. Haven’t you heard there’s a climate ‘crisis’? Have you been listening to Vivek Ramaswamy again? We told you not to listen to Vivek Ramaswamy!Read Original Story