Overheard at Glasto.
Another year, another Glastonbury is in the books. If you didn’t catch any of it over the weekend, you may have at least observed the sudden increase in serotonin-sapped somnambulists struggling to keep their tear-filled eyes open during their morning commutes this week. The rail workers could have at least done festival goers a solid and decided to strike this week rather than last. VICE decided to take a break from solving the world’s problems and go back to their roots, as they have just released a list of all the best statements their reporters overheard at Glastonbury. A couple standouts include: “Put some fucking sunnies on lad, your eyeballs are facing different directions.” [At 11:30AM] and “Last time I was here I accidentally smoked spice and tried to peel my skin off.” We all make mistakes. Considering this was the first time the festival has been able to go ahead in 3 years, take these quotes as a sign that nature has indeed fully healed.Read Original Story