I’d Do Anything For Water (But I Won’t Do That).
If you watched the Fyre Festival documentary last year, then you’ll know that the swindled business partner, Andy King, is a real team player. Having swiftly been given the elegantly simplistic moniker ‘Blowjob Guy’ by Twitter, Andy has finally been able to monetize his meme-status, as he has just become the new face of Evian. The water company plan to release a special edition bottle with the slogan ‘So Good You’d Do Anything for It’, which refers to – well, it refers to Andy’s unwavering commitment to getting a job done, whatever the cost. Stay classy, Evian.Read Original Article