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Volume 191

Missy Elliott’s funky white sister.

She’s probably the last woman on earth you would think knows the lyrics to a Missy Elliott tune. Not only does she recite them perfectly, she’s got swag! She uses sound effects and there is some random lady in the background dancing. Just not sure what a giant horn stands for though…? The best thing is that Missy saw the video and said “I just found out I have a FUNKY WHITE SISTER! She straight killed it!’ Yes, yes, she did.

Print your own gun?!

America has a ‘huge problem’ with undocumented people, but undocumented guns are just, fine? Ready-made blueprints for 3D printed guns have been on the internet for years, allowing anyone with a Wi-Fi connection to manufacture unlicensed, and untraceable, deadly weapons in their living rooms. Even though US federal Judge, Robert Lasnik, issued a temporary restraining order on Tuesday “blocking (the) federal government from allowing distribution of downloadable 3D printed” guns, he was way overdue. The blueprints have been downloaded thousands of times. So much for gun control, right?

Paddington Bear impersonator.

On a lighter note, it’s a fact that Pomeranians are one of the cutest dog breeds ever. They’re walking, breathing plush toys! But Bertie here, takes it to a new level. He’s an impersonator. A Paddington Bear impersonator! His Instagram will surely brighten your day.

‘I’m not a crazy fame whore.’

Previously we asked 1,000 members of our SELFHOOD network what they value and want to achieve by the time they’re 30yrs. The last of the series features a 20-year-old Londoner, Suki, who believes their generation is too often misunderstood…

CHIVAS x MUFC

Chivas whiskey has signed a three-year partnership with Manchester United. The partnership plays on a link between the benefits of blending whiskies and working as a team. According to Manchester United’s managing director, Richard Arno, the club’s history is built on teamwork and they embrace Chivas’ belief that ‘blended is better.’ We think they should have some shots before a game to really find out.

Stop trying to be God.

Travis Scott’s long-awaited album Astroworld came out last Friday, and now he’s blessed us with a video for single “Stop Trying to Be God.” It’s directed by Dave Meyers, the genius behind such music videos as Kendrick Lamar’s “HUMBLE.” and Missy Elliott’s “Lose Control”. Scott’s creation is loaded with appropriate religious references but the highlight has to be the autotune-singing lamb!

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